Sunday, June 7, 2009

Felix Vicious

When Felix’s creaky old lemon broke down, her only consolation was that it petered out near a phone booth. She was still on the line with AAA when Sergio arrived to lend a helping hand; the bad news was that he wanted 100 bucks up front. The leggy babe didn’t have any money on her, but the greasy fast-talker informed the stranded motorist that he also accepted poontang as payment.

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